What could Go wrong?

Claude the Nights Epic Fail

Oh my muscles!

Oh my arms!

Oh my spleen!

I think I’m about to sneeze

AHHHH SHOOOO

I have a cold

I’m afraid I’m getting old.

That stupid dragon

Dripped snot all over me

All over my bloody knee.

He got away from me

Now he roams free

Because right after the goo

 I sneezed too.

My town is burning

And my stomach is turning

Oh me oh my

Here I lie

Helpless and still

Staring out the window sill

Watching the dragon taunt at me

Hearing the dragon laugh at me.

Oh my muscles

Oh my arms

Oh my SPLEEN.

Someone help me

 I need to use the bathroom please!