Thursday, March 5, 2015

What could Go wrong?

Claude the Nights Epic Fail
Oh my muscles!
Oh my arms!
Oh my spleen!
I think I’m about to sneeze
I have a cold
I’m afraid I’m getting old.
That stupid dragon
Dripped snot all over me
All over my bloody knee.
He got away from me
Now he roams free
Because right after the goo
 I sneezed too.
My town is burning
And my stomach is turning
Oh me oh my
Here I lie
Helpless and still
Staring out the window sill
Watching the dragon taunt at me
Hearing the dragon laugh at me.
Oh my muscles
Oh my arms
Someone help me
 I need to use the bathroom please!

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